[Michael Romanos]

I should have married you Linda. My wife hates publiclty and public displays involving me, so with me and Taylor trotting down the main street in front of thousands of people looking magnificent/ridiculous is too much for her to stomach.

No, my bow tie is a commercially purchased thing. But it is colourful and is in keeping with Taylor's new addition.

There will be photographers handy - the local newspaper and the metro newspaper will take lots of snaps - and I bet Taylor is the focus of at least one shot.