Now Michael - sometimes, I think you are suffering from a bad case of inferiority complex - who would we have to argue with, complain about, joke with, read poetry and amusing stories and anticipate their next post quite as much as you
You are irreplaceable
As we seem to have alot of people that have rescued corgis - why don't we go with a compassionate theme or a good story on "how I rescued my corgi" and put the stories to a member vote so we all could participate in the outcome. The winner's corgi pic and summarized story could be posted on the front page as a prize.