[Michael Romanos]

For a long time I worked out a certain line to use on attractive girls who stopped me and my Corgi in the street and said " how cute" or " how gorgeous " or " how cool." And believe me there have been dozens and dozens. " My reply would be "so are you." Well, by the time I had the guile to make my retort, I was too old to get the kind of follow up that was deserving.