This morning I also read your toillet kitty story by following your links from other stories. Poor kitty, though she did it to herself. I'd not say the Horror of Being Your Cat, as much as the Horror for NewWifey! Letting wet kitty on the pillow...yuck! Pppthhh, ppphthh, pppthhhehyechy. Your wife is a saint!
Now the Q-tip kitty went
well beyond even my gross-meter level, as warped as my sense of humor may be. Reminded me of the line from "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", where Abby (Janeane Garofalo) told the radio caller, "We can love our pets. We just can't
LOVE our pets." Pretty twisted...but maybe that's why kitty is "ridiculously" fond of you. LOL
Made me think again, "Your wife is a saint".