LOL - Thanks!
Yeah, ok, NewWifey(tm) suffers her share of indignities in this marriage. But trust me, she always manages to dish out more than she recieves in return. Ours is not one way abuse!
Oh my god, you read the Q-Tip story too? Jeez, that really WAS traumatic (although not so much for the cat, that little perv). Wifey constantly references it when jokes about fidelity come up, and none of her friends will shake my hand still, these several years later. In my defense, I normally wouldn't do something like that (well not since college, anyway). But it really did seem like my only option at the time, to keep her from grinding her hips into my fresh surgical site.
