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Michael Romanos · 03-05-2008, 05:33 PM

Top 10 peeves Corgis have with people:

Blaming your farts on me.

Yelling at me to stop barking/talking - I'm a dog.

Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Whose walk is it?

Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.

Any beatification that involves ribbons, scarves or bows.

The sleigh of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a Corgi - whoopee.

Taking me to the vet for the big snip.

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Dog sweaters. Hello, have you noticed my lush natural fur.

How you act disgusted when I lick myself. You're just jealous.

03-05-2008, 05:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Michael Romanos Global Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ) Posts: 4,902 Images: 2	Top 10 peeves Corgis have Top 10 peeves Corgis have with people: Blaming your farts on me. Yelling at me to stop barking/talking - I'm a dog. Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Whose walk is it? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Any beatification that involves ribbons, scarves or bows. The sleigh of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a Corgi - whoopee. Taking me to the vet for the big snip. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Dog sweaters. Hello, have you noticed my lush natural fur. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. You're just jealous.