[Michael Romanos]

Three Corgis - one a tri Pem, one a Cardi and one a red Pem were sitting in the waiting room of a vet's clinic when they struck up a conversation.
The tri Pem turned to the Cardi and said " so why the hell are you here."
The Cardi replied: " I pee outside, inside. Everywhere. I can't stop myself."
The tri Pem said "so what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything.
The tri Pem then turned to the red Pem and asked " why are you here."
I'm a digger. I dig just for the hell of it. The garden, the carpet, the couch."
" So what are they going to do," the tri Pem inquired.
" Looks like Prozac for me too." the dejected red Pem said.
The Cardi turned to the tri Pem and asked, " why are you at the vet's clinic."
" I'm a humper," the tri Pem said. " I'll hump anything - the cat, the pillow. Whatever and whenever."
The Cardi and red Pem exchanged a sad glance and both said together, "so Prozac for you too, huh?"
"No." said the tri Corgi. " I'm here to have my nails clipped."