[Michael Romanos]

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidently ran over her favourite Corgi, crushing him to pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass, devastated. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. " You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. " As a reward I will grant you one wish."

"Well," said the prince, " I have all the material things i need. But let me show you this Corgi. Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me," the prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the splattered remains and shook his head. " This body is too far gone for even me to restore to life. Is there something else you would like?"

The prince thought for a moment, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. " I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. " But now I love and am married to this woman called Camilla." He showed the genie the second photo. " You can see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

The genie studied the photos and after a few minutes said, " let's have a look at that Corgi again.