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Michael Romanos · **short dog jokes -** 07-02-2006, 03:20 AM

Thought I'd start up a jokes segment based on short, sharp jokes on dogs.

If they can help make poor little Riley and her family laugh, then they will have done some good.

Here's two from me:

" Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read."

" My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

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Michael Romanos Global Moderator Dog Profile Status: Offline Posts: 4,606 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ)	short dog jokes - 07-02-2006, 03:20 AM Thought I'd start up a jokes segment based on short, sharp jokes on dogs. If they can help make poor little Riley and her family laugh, then they will have done some good. Here's two from me: " Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read." " My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."