Very Funny T-Gal
It is often Zero to Twenty for several days and then we may have a thirty degree temp day

and boy, does the weatherman make that sound like a heat wave.

- it just fluctuates for the winter season, but we are often very cold - many of us did not move here

like me, I was born and raised here.
Many downhill ski, cross country ski, go snowmobiling and ice fish to enjoy the winter, otherwise it makes for a VERY long winter; and When we have bad windchills, it is best to stay indoors -- I don't think I could convince you to move here.
The autumn season is quite beautiful though