Three Corgis joke

[Michael Romanos]

Three Corgis - one a tri Pem, one a Cardi and one a red Pem were sitting in the waiting room of a vet's clinic when they struck up a conversation.
The tri Pem turned to the Cardi and said " so why the hell are you here."
The Cardi replied: " I pee outside, inside. Everywhere. I can't stop myself."
The tri Pem said "so what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything.
The tri Pem then turned to the red Pem and asked " why are you here."
I'm a digger. I dig just for the hell of it. The garden, the carpet, the couch."
" So what are they going to do," the tri Pem inquired.
" Looks like Prozac for me too." the dejected red Pem said.
The Cardi turned to the tri Pem and asked, " why are you at the vet's clinic."
" I'm a humper," the tri Pem said. " I'll hump anything - the cat, the pillow. Whatever and whenever."
The Cardi and red Pem exchanged a sad glance and both said together, "so Prozac for you too, huh?"
"No." said the tri Corgi. " I'm here to have my nails clipped."

[MattC]

Awesome. I have a friend who owns a coon hound. Although she is too tall, Nick tries to hump her all the time.

[MyPemCharlie]

LOL Matt! You should see Charlie with the (spayed) female Rottweiler next door. Not only is Charlie unaware that "Baby" doesn't have "a season" but he doesn't know "where to go". He likes to put his paws on her shoulder and hump her front leg. Fortunately Baby is very patient with my annoying teen dog. She just grumbles and nudges him off with her muzzle. Then they go back to more appropriate playtime. I told my neighbor that it's nice that Baby is helping teach Charlie some adult manners, but sometimes she is "way too forgiving".