Puppy Funnies

[K9skennel]

these are not specifically corgi, but some of them apply, and they are pretty funny.
theres another list somewhere- when i find it, i'll add it.


Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2.. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
7. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
8. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
9. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying "hello".
10. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
11. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
12. I will not throw up in the car.
13. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
14. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.
15. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

[HuskerSMJ]

10. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

Poor Ein does this all the time. I don't know why he keeps going under that table.

Suki hasn't quite come to terms with the length of her nose. She is always swinging her head around to run and smacking straight into a table leg or wall edge.

[Liam's Mommy]

I think that letter should be signed- Sincerely Liam.

So many explain him! So funny!!!

[Louwants]

I've seen that before and love it. The last one is my favorite.