Good that Corgis can't fly

[Michael Romanos]

Just heard on the radio news that a Cockatoo parrot had escaped from its cage/home in Australia and landed on a tree or a roof. In trying to rescue the parrot, the owner fell from his ladder and was taken injured to hospital by an ambulance. Another fellow climbed up the ladder and in reaching for the bird, also fell - killing himself.
Isn't it good that Corgis can't fly skywards or climb trees for that matter.

[MattC]

Whenever Nick sees a squirrel he forgets he can't climb trees. It always ends with the tree winning and the squirrel getting away.