This is a discussion on The Horror Of Being My Cat within the Other Pets forums, part of the Off-Topic category; Hi! I'm new here, and just this morning posted an intro and a link to a couple of my ...
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12-19-2007, 04:32 PM
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The Horror Of Being My Cat
Hi!
I'm new here, and just this morning posted an intro and a link to a couple of my corgi stories. But I also have a ridiculously cute cat. A cat who is ridiculously fond of both my corgi and me. Which led to her getting pee'd on by me a couple of years ago. If you're the kind of person who finds that last sentence funny, you might actually enjoy the entire (and almost completely true) adventure, which is spelled out in gory detail at: THIS LINK. Just a head's up: my blog contains Adult Language and sometimes very Adult Situations (although this particular story doesn't feature anything other than one or two naughty words). I hope you enjoy! Tom 
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12-19-2007, 05:15 PM
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This morning I also read your toillet kitty story by following your links from other stories. Poor kitty, though she did it to herself. I'd not say the Horror of Being Your Cat, as much as the Horror for NewWifey! Letting wet kitty on the pillow...yuck! Pppthhh, ppphthh, pppthhhehyechy. Your wife is a saint!
Now the Q-tip kitty went well beyond even my gross-meter level, as warped as my sense of humor may be. Reminded me of the line from "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", where Abby (Janeane Garofalo) told the radio caller, "We can love our pets. We just can't LOVE our pets." Pretty twisted...but maybe that's why kitty is "ridiculously" fond of you. LOL Made me think again, "Your wife is a saint".
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12-20-2007, 05:21 AM
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LOL - Thanks!
Yeah, ok, NewWifey(tm) suffers her share of indignities in this marriage. But trust me, she always manages to dish out more than she recieves in return. Ours is not one way abuse! Oh my god, you read the Q-Tip story too? Jeez, that really WAS traumatic (although not so much for the cat, that little perv). Wifey constantly references it when jokes about fidelity come up, and none of her friends will shake my hand still, these several years later. In my defense, I normally wouldn't do something like that (well not since college, anyway). But it really did seem like my only option at the time, to keep her from grinding her hips into my fresh surgical site.
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12-20-2007, 10:00 AM
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Move over Howard Stern! There's a new Shock Jock waiting in the East Coast media wings. And he's carrying. Tom comes equipped with armed and dangerous "frequently reloading and pointing" Casey the Corgi. LOL
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12-20-2007, 11:21 AM
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Ha! I should be so lucky as to have Stern's talent. Or following. Or (especially) his $$$$$$. I'm just a bit player. If that.
But thanks very much! Casey the Armed and Dangerous Wonder Corgi is now pointed safely away from you.
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12-21-2007, 05:43 AM
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You figured that out, did you? Lol...yup, that would indeed have been my pillow Gloria soaked. But because I'm a typical husband (slob, insensate) I just flipped the pillow over and used the dry side until it was time to wash the cover a few weeks later. After the first few nights even the smell wasn't an issue.
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