short dog jokes

Michael Romanos · 07-02-2006, 03:20 AM

Thought I'd start up a jokes segment based on short, sharp jokes on dogs.

If they can help make poor little Riley and her family laugh, then they will have done some good.

Here's two from me:

" Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read."

" My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

glencorgi · 07-03-2006, 12:07 AM

" Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read."

That's a Groucho Marx quote and a favorite of mine.

Debbie

Michael Romanos · 07-03-2006, 03:07 AM

Debbie - you're right of course. I just love Groucho and his zany jokes.
When I had the final thoughts segment at a Lions dinner meeting, I brought a Groucho disguise and with it on, I told two of his jokes - one of them was about being invited to a perfectly good dinner -" but this wasn't one of them."
They went down a treat. I had the bent back but I unfortunately forgot how Groucho vocalised. I might use the dog joke when next I'm given the opportunity for a profound final thought.

Michael Romanos · 04-30-2008, 01:59 AM

What do you call a Corgi who is out of cash?
A pemBROKE

What Corgi has its own sweater when it is cold?
A CARDIGAN

MyPemCharlie · 04-30-2008, 07:15 AM

"Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out the window, his face might burn up."

from "Deep Thoughts", written by American humorist Jack Handey

Michael Romanos · 04-30-2008, 09:16 PM

What's a Corgi's favourite food?

Anything on your plate.

Trickery · 07-30-2008, 01:12 PM

Haha Funny stuff

My friends call my Vikki "C Notch" its a car term, but normally used for old school vehicles that have been dropped low.

I get a kick out of it!!!!

07-02-2006, 03:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Michael Romanos Global Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ) Posts: 4,900 Images: 2	short dog jokes Thought I'd start up a jokes segment based on short, sharp jokes on dogs. If they can help make poor little Riley and her family laugh, then they will have done some good. Here's two from me: " Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read." " My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

04-30-2008, 07:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
MyPemCharlie Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,154 Images: 20	"Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out the window, his face might burn up." from "Deep Thoughts", written by American humorist Jack Handey __________________ Chris & Charlie He Ain't Heavy, He's My Corgi!

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glencorgi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 2,417 Images: 3	" Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. Inside of a dog - it's too dark to read." That's a Groucho Marx quote and a favorite of mine. Debbie

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Michael Romanos Global Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ) Posts: 4,900 Images: 2	Debbie - you're right of course. I just love Groucho and his zany jokes. When I had the final thoughts segment at a Lions dinner meeting, I brought a Groucho disguise and with it on, I told two of his jokes - one of them was about being invited to a perfectly good dinner -" but this wasn't one of them." They went down a treat. I had the bent back but I unfortunately forgot how Groucho vocalised. I might use the dog joke when next I'm given the opportunity for a profound final thought.

04-30-2008, 01:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Michael Romanos Global Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ) Posts: 4,900 Images: 2	What do you call a Corgi who is out of cash? A pemBROKE What Corgi has its own sweater when it is cold? A CARDIGAN

04-30-2008, 09:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Michael Romanos Global Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Silverstream (near Wellington, the capital of NZ) Posts: 4,900 Images: 2	What's a Corgi's favourite food? Anything on your plate.

07-30-2008, 01:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Trickery Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16	Haha Funny stuff My friends call my Vikki "C Notch" its a car term, but normally used for old school vehicles that have been dropped low. I get a kick out of it!!!!

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